1. snazziest:

    why father

    (Source: buriedlikeamole, via b0otyclap)

    my kind of guy

    (Source: kidohcudi, via bryaannn)

  2. You’re a Bitch

    You’re a Bit

    You’re a

    You’re

    You

    Yo

    Y

    Yo

    You

    You’re

    You’re a

    You’re a Bi

    You’re a Bitch

    Oh look ,You’re still a Bitch

    (Source: humorbaby, via rory-thee-romann)

  3. missinglinc:

    relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

    (via jamiephyllis)

  4. (Source: yrarf, via bossy-life)

  5. kingdomheartsnyctophiliac:

    if you ever feel bad about being heavy just remember

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    look at thalia, that chicks cute as hell

    (via anothercleverjedimindtrick)

  6. "Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice."

    (via r2—d2)

    (Source: klasszik, via princesswetkitty)

  7. I look good as hell but I’m ugly

    (Source: theogblackjesus, via cosmolollipop)

  8. thebitterfrenchcanadian:

    don’t listen to them cody 

    (Source: memewhore, via barackthatassup)

  9. snatchedweaves:

    That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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    (via cosmolollipop)