1. dink-182:

    Ermagahd

    (via ins-c)

  2. devilfruits:

    Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

    (Source: gettingsodas, via heyfunniest)

  3. alabasterbones:

    i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

    (via theblackship)

  4. bagmilk:

    when u sleep and hear noises outside your window

    image

    (Source: bagmilk, via theblackship)

  5. (Source: elvendance, via theblackship)

    s-un-rise:

    koezi:

    this is like pure talent

    shit this is incredible

    (Source: pulmonaire, via castielssam)

    that-flighty-temptress-adventure:

    sHES TOO LITTLE TO EVEN DENT THE FREAKING EMPTY FRUIT LOOPS BOX BY SLEEPING ON TOP OF IT SHE IS 1 POUND OF PURE FLUFF JESUS CHRIST MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT

    (via followaunicornforfun)

  6. (Source: ruinlion, via shoutthesewords)

  7. queefjerkey:

    how many tumblr followers do you have mom

    yeah that’s what i thought

    (via hate)

  8. wilddaize:

    I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 

    (via what-minty-fresh-hella)